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What if I Don’t Like You Under My Skin?

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I wanted to switch things up a little bit. After all, I’ve been writing about some heavier topics recently, and I thought it might be fun to have a bit of a break from that, and dive into the more obscure. By obscure, I mean me.

The point is, I’m a blogger. Sweet. I’m a lot more than that, but hey, I enjoy writing a lot. But I’m also a person, and being a person, I have some of the most ridiculous quirks you’ll ever see in a person. So please, come and humour me for a moment, because I swear you’re bound to find at least one item on this list really freaking weird.

  1. I love sunflower seeds, but I won’t eat them in front of other people.
  2. You have to be married to me for at least a dozen years before our feet are allowed to touch. It’s much too intimate and serious for me.
  3. Never put dirty dishes in a sink full of soapy water, or I’ll flip. That only makes the water dirty too and then nothing gets clean. I mean, come on people.
  4. I’m really slow with jokes and usually pick them up half an hour later. Which is great because I always get the last laugh. (I know, that was funny)
  5. I love hanging around in just my bra, but underwear? No way. You gotta have shorts or boxers on.
  6. Can’t sleep in clothes. Makes me feel constricted, and then my arms can’t stretch out long enough for what I need them to. So we’re talking the flowier pajamas, the better.
  7. I tend to fall in love with people on a one week basis before getting bored of them and moving on.
  8. I used to have an imaginary friend named Nightmare, and it concerned my mom greatly.
  9. Actually spent extra time at the hospital because I just wouldn’t eat after I was born. It was foreshadowing, I know.
  10. Every month and number have colours associated with them. For example, August is a sort of burnt orange.
  11. I actually flirt with everything and everyone. It comes naturally. I actually freak my friends out when I switch into my charming self, because they suddenly can’t control the flutterings of their heart.
  12. Became a vegetarian at two years old because I felt like it, and it stuck.
  13. One of my life goals is to go cow tipping, and if you tell me that it’s impossible because cows don’t just fall over, I swear I’ll come to your house and murder you in your sleep.
  14. On that note, serial killers are pretty much the only thing garunteed to terrify me.
  15. Besides the ocean, of course. Despite the fact that I love all the sea creatures. I figured out this fear after I took diving lessons and I realized I’d actually have to go diving in our tiny little lake. I think I like aquariums just because they freak me out.
  16. I adore jellyfish but I can’t look up photos of them for too long or I get scared.
  17. As a kid, I used to pretend that I was Jesus and my little sister was my disciple. If that tells you anything about me at all.
  18. Oddly into the concept of human sacrifice and slavery when I was a kid, going by the kinds of stories that I wrote.
  19. Once wrote pancake smut. That was fun. Being an artist is all about challenging yourself, after all.
  20. I’ve got a folder saved on my computer solely dedicated to Nic Cage jokes.
  21. I once strung three guys along at the same time.
  22. People started calling me a bunny when I was younger because I twitched my nose so much.
  23. Throwing mashed potatoes against a wall is a surprisingly good pastime.
  24. I once MSN “dated” my step-cousin. Who now just had a baby, actually.
  25. My dad told me that I should always laugh when I’m mad, so now I always do, even if I was just yelling at the top of my lungs.
  26. Used to have a reputation for throwing a lot of fits. Even now that I’m older, I’m still known for being the grumpy, constantly annoyed one.
  27. I detest yard work. I’ll legit do anything else – I’m quite the housewife. But not when it comes to yard work. Last time I did it a few years ago, I threw another fit.
  28. I beat my first Final Fantasy dungeon before school one morning. It was the volcano one in the 1st game. But the data was corrupted and it didn’t save my progress.
  29. I smile when I concentrate. Always. And I don’t even notice that I’m doing it until I stop focusing so much. At that point, my face is so sore from smiling for that long, I have to stretch out my muscles for a good long while before it’s fine again.
  30. I like odd numbers better than even numbers because they’re edgier.

So, there you have it. Any weird, quirky things about yourself you feel like sharing?

11 Comments »

  1. This was fun and interesting to read☺️
    I had imaginary friends once (it was a family) that later wanted to kill me because I moved to a new home 😂

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